Plush Blanket — "I don't watch Porn. I read it like a Fucking Lady." Graphic Velveteen Throw
50" × 60"
$40.00
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This velveteen plush blanket wraps stubborn chill and loud personalities alike in a soft, satiny hug. Printed on one side with vivid, high-resolution color, the design—bold lettering paired with a playful, cartoon fox reading a book—combines cheeky humor and comfort. The medium heavy-weight fabric feels plush against the skin and drapes nicely over laps, couches, or beds. Durable double-stitched seams keep it together through repeated use and washes, while quick-drying polyester keeps it low-maintenance. It’s made to be lived in: for curling up with a late-night read, adding attitude to a lounge space, or gifting a laugh to a fellow book-loving rebel.
Product features
- 100% polyester or 83% polyester/17% spandex options for vivid printing
- Print on one side in high-detail, vibrant color
- Medium heavy-weight plush fabric (approx. 300 g/m²) for extra softness
- Double-needle topstitch on all seams for durability
- Meets safety and compliance standards (flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, BPA, azo dyes, formaldehyde)
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product
Plush Blanket — "I don't watch Porn. I read it like a Fucking Lady." Graphic Velveteen Throw
$40.00
Product features
- 100% polyester or 83% polyester/17% spandex options for vivid printing
- Print on one side in high-detail, vibrant color
- Medium heavy-weight plush fabric (approx. 300 g/m²) for extra softness
- Double-needle topstitch on all seams for durability
- Meets safety and compliance standards (flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, BPA, azo dyes, formaldehyde)
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product